Strategies
Pet plan – Pets hate the NHS
Just Eat – Restaurants have rules
Water – The softest soft drink
Perrier – What happens when the most boring drink in the world lets loose
Johnson’s Cotton Buds – Definitely not for your ears
Starbucks – It’s nice to be basic
Maynards Wine gums – For sweet sommeliers
Expired Maynards Wine Gums – They’re vintage!
After Eight – We didn’t specify which 8
Febreeze – When it’s not clean and not dirty, it’s clirty
Horlicks – Sedate your kids
National Gallery – My kid couldn’t have made that
shedstore.co.uk – Wendy houses for dads
Who gives a crap? – Order your TP online, so no one knows you poo
Strava – Healthy competition
Parker pens – You don’t make notes with a Parker
Dell – The dad of computers