PHALICE ORIGINAL
Disclaimer
All CDs are assumed to be men, because... let's be honest.
We’d like to make it clear that these are jokes.
We love our account directors.
And we will talk to you before we’ve had our cocaine.
All CDs are assumed to be men, because... let's be honest.
We’d like to make it clear that these are jokes.
We love our account directors.
And we will talk to you before we’ve had our cocaine.
GIFTS FOR DAD
Problem
It’s Christmas, and you got your creative director (or worse, your ECD) for secret santa. These are the hardest to please people you’ve ever met. Insight
All creative directors are basically the same person and they all have the same interests and humour.Idea
So what if we put a creative director spin on classic gifts that will be sure to please any work daddy?
Daddy’s Signature Blue Chore Jacket
Does your CD always have feedback? And when you add his feedback, does he then feedback on the feedback so it goes back to your original idea but now it’s his idea?
Get him this.
The Redundantee
The “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH”
Ltd edition print
WARNING: Wear ear plugs when you hand
them this gift to block out the squeals.
The “everyone's a creative” tee
If you’re not sure whether your CD and the Account Director
are going to fight or fuck…this is the shirt for him.
The “I don't know what I'm
doing so you must suffer”
notebook
The perfect gift for the newly promoted midweight team
who think it’s funny to tell you to get them coffee.
The Nose Coffee Mug
One for the old heads who miss the glory days of advertising.
Or the young heads who long for the weekend.